Remi Petit

War correspondent and journalist, Remi is here because the rest of the party literally can't be trusted to provide accurate reports of their operations, and are a bunch of two-year-olds or something. He's more familiar with words than with warfare, but thankfully, he's still pretty handy with a gun.

Testimonials
"Fucking brainless idiot should spend less time on his fucking hairdo and more time figuring out that bullets don't have friend or foe switches."

-- Fiddler

"It u'natul how he mang' tah be so maudit CLEAN. Pre' goo' inna figh' doh, if y'all ken kee' tracko him an' he don' ge' hisself sha' in de prohcess."

-- Tyke

"Says he's covered wars. But you know what they say about learning the theory without doing the practice."

-- Jackie Felix